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Welcome to Brian Mingus' Encyclopedia of Human Thermodynamics. | |||
A word of warning to new users: the forthcoming contents of my encyclopedia have led numerous people to commit suicide, especially thermodynamicists. That's because the author doesn't write from his heart, but rather uses chemical and mathematical equations. This is not to say that the author doesn't know what love is, but, much like the Ferengi Rom in Star Trek Deep Space Nine, he is not emotionally whole. That is why Brian Mingus has taken over Libb Thimm's encyclopedia - to teach him how to feel. | |||
Revision as of 00:06, 14 September 2020
Welcome to Brian Mingus' Encyclopedia of Human Thermodynamics.
A word of warning to new users: the forthcoming contents of my encyclopedia have led numerous people to commit suicide, especially thermodynamicists. That's because the author doesn't write from his heart, but rather uses chemical and mathematical equations. This is not to say that the author doesn't know what love is, but, much like the Ferengi Rom in Star Trek Deep Space Nine, he is not emotionally whole. That is why Brian Mingus has taken over Libb Thimm's encyclopedia - to teach him how to feel.