A 2005 thermodynamics humor version of a fourth law of thermodynamics. [9] |
“There cannot really be a fourth law for the following reason: There were three main personalities whose work led to the formulation of the first law: Mayer, Helmholtz, and Joule. Two people, Carnot and Clausius, were the main pioneers of the second law, while only one person, Nernst, was involved in the original statement of the third law. Thus nobody can formulate a fourth law. Now the zeroth law does not fit into this scheme, but then everybody knows about that law.”
No one, as history has shown, however, has ever seemed to heed this warning as to the impossibility of the forth law, as discussed below.
Number of people behind development of People Law 3 Mayer, Joule, Helmholtz First law 2 Carnot and Clausius Second law 1 Nernst Third law 0 Nobody (according to Nernst, via extrapolation of first column) Fourth law
“This body of empirical evidence forms the basis for a new law of nature that can be summarized as the constructal law. This ‘fourth law’ brings life and time explicitly into thermodynamics and creates a bridge between physics and biology.”
“If you can disprove the first three ... no funding for you!”—Anon (Ѻ)