American song writer Cole Porter’s “It’s a Chemical Reaction, That’s All / All of You” is the fifth track (time: 4:05) to the original 1955 Broadway Cast Recording performance of Silk Stockings, sang by German-born American actress Hildegard Knef, shown above, at the Imperial Theatre, New York. (Ѻ) |
“Love is a romantic designation for a most ordinary biological—or, shall we say, chemical—process … a lot of nonsense is talked and written about it.”— Ninotchka (1939)
LEONNinotchka, do you like me just a
little bit?NINOTCHKAYour general appearance is not
distasteful.LEONThank you.NINOTCHKALook at me. The whites of your eyes
are clear. Your cornea is excellent.
the second clip (2:22-) we have the famous "love is chemical process" quote. LEONYour cornea is terrific. Tell me --
you're so expert on things -- can it
be that I'm falling in love with
you?NINOTCHKAYou are bringing in wrong values.
Love is a romantic designation for a
most ordinary biological, or shall
we say chemical, process. A lot of
nonsense is talked and written about it.LEONOh, I see. What do you use instead?NINOTCHKAI acknowledge the existence of a
natural impulse common to all.LEONWhat can I possibly do to encourage
such an impulse in you?
The official trailer for Ninotchka (1939), showing the “do you like me just a little bit?” (0:50-) to the “why do doves bill and coo” (1:11) scene clip. NINOTCHKAYou don't have to do a thing.
Chemically we are already quite
sympathetic.(bewildered, and yet completely intrigued)
LEON
You're the most improbable creature I've ever met in my life, Ninotchka, Ninotchka...NINOTCHKAYou repeat yourself. More and more puzzled and fascinated, Leon sits down close to her.LEONWhat kind of a girl are you, anyway?Just what you see. A tiny cog in the great wheel of evolution.
NINOTCHKALEONYou're the most adorable cog I ever saw in my life. Ninotchka, Cogitska, let me confess something. Never did I dream I could feel like this toward a sergeant. A clock strikes.NINOTCHKAIt's false sentimentality.LEON(trying desperately to make her mood more romantic)
You analyze everything out of existence. You analyze me out of existence. I won't let you. Love is not so simple. Ninotchka, Ninotchka, why do doves bill and coo? Why do snails, coldest of all creatures, circle interminably around each other? Why do moths fly hundreds of miles to find their mates? Why do flowers open their petals? Oh, Ninotchka, Ninotchka, surely you feel some slight symptom of the divine passion ... a general warmth in the palms of your hands... a strange heaviness in your limbs... a burning of the lips that is not thirst but a thousand times more tantalizing, more exalting, than thirst? He pauses, waiting for the results of his speech.NINOTCHKAYou are very talkative.
Left: a 1955 audio recording of German-born American actress Hildegard Knef singing “It’s a Chemical Reaction, That’s All / All of You” in the stage performance. Right: The 1957 version of “It’s a Chemical Reaction, That’s All” sang by American actress Cyd Charisse (Ѻ), alongside Fred Astaire, in the MGM film-version of Silk Stockings. |
“Kamichev—one of our greatest scientists—has proved, beyond any question, that physical attraction is purely electrochemical.”— Nonotchka (1957), in: Gaither’s Dictionary of Scientific Quotations (Ѻ)
When the electromagnetic of the he-maleThe lyrics, in the 1957 film, end here, after which Yoschenko says, "you don't believe in Kamichev?", to which Steve Canfield, played by Fred Astaire, replies "no mam". Extended versions of the lyrics, song by German-born American actress Hildegard Knef, in the 1955 musical (Ѻ), are shown below: (Ѻ)
Meets the electromagnetic of the female,
If right away she should say, "This is the male!"
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.
And though your Fascists may answer with hisses,
The same applies when your misters and misses
Hey-diddle-diddle with middle-class kisses,
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.
Say in love with you I fall,
And in love with me you also fall,
Though the uninstructed faction
Calls it mutual attraction,
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.
A 1955 Life magazine (Ѻ) synopsis of the “All of You” serenade scene, wherein Cole Porter’s chemical reaction song is sang, described as the show’s biggest hit.
As in the case of invertebrates Cambrian,
As in case of fishes Devonian,
As in case of amphibians Permian,
As in case of reptiles, Triassic or Jurassic,
Merely read in the book by Kamichev
Which has now become classic.
When the electromagnetic of the he-male
Meets the electromagnetic of the female,
If right away she should say, "This is the male!"
It's a chemical reaction, that's all.
The famous "chapter four" scene from the 1996 French-Italian film version of Goethe's Elective Affinities. |
“Childbirth is a miracle. No, it’s not … It’s a chemical reaction, that’s all. Rasin’ a kid that doesn’t talk in a movie theater. Okay, there is a goddamn miracle. It’s not a miracle if every nine months any yin-yang in the world can drop a liter of mewling cabbages on our planet. And just in case you haven’t seen the single-mom statistics lately, the miracle is spreading like wildfire.”— Bill Hicks (1993), Revelations (Ѻ) (Ѻ)